"Oh, Boromir! From the high walls westward I looked afar.
But you came not from the empty lands where no men are”
I couldn’t get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time. (x)
BELATED19TH BIRTHDAY ASH!!!i am sorry this is up two days late!! i hope you had an amazing day because you deserve it. you are my best friend and i love you so much. you are so important to me and i don’t know where i would be without you. you’ve seen me through my shia labeouf phase and that is something i am forever grateful for. ugh i feel like nothing i write can truly express how much i care about you. anyway, enjoy being nineteen because next year you hit the twenties!!!! you total grandpa.
And I’ll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for everything.